A good paying job in America

Circulating on the ‘net, this one came through recently:

   

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm
clock
(MADE IN JAPAN)
for 6 am.

While his
coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )

was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG ).

He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )

and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA )

After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )

he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the
radio
(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his
car
(MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with
GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another
discouraging
and
fruitless day

checking his
Computer
(Made In Malaysia ),

Joe decided to relax for a while.
He put on his
sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL )

poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),

and then wondered
why he can’t find
a good paying job

 

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